you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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