this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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