im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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