i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
