piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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