on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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