With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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