Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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