omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just pee around me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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