maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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