question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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