I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This is my gift to your gina
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Please don't give away my fajitas
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