How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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