you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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