who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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