You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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