did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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