what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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