He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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