I'm passing your future prison.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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