I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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