Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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