Dual....:-)
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
