ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
