Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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