if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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