fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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