Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
