I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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