I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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