Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I puked a lego.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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