Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
