Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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