trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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