i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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