i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm just crazy horny about you
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
how does that bad decision feel?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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