just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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