I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
