please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she smelled like a LAN party
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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