I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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