I want to have your abortion
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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