Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I need a beard to bite.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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