I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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