I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
