Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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