you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
They are going to name an STD after you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize