so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just pee around me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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