school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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