I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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