I just saw a hot homeless man
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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