How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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