Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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