Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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