Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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