we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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