Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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