I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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