Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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