Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize